Everyday · crypto never sleeps
- $BTC$10
- $PENGU$10
Crypto doesn’t close, so this pour happens every single day — weekends, holidays, spooky season included.
spooky season · sleigh season · dca season
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school of chill
The workshop runs all year — Halloween, Christmas, and every boring Tuesday in between. Buy a little every day, then go back to napping.
Today’s pour$10 + $10$BTC · $PENGU queued
the daily pour
Treats, no tricks: the DCA playbook
Dollar-cost averaging, School-of-Chill edition. Same bags, same schedule, forever. The dollar amounts are just examples — the habit is the whole strategy.
When the market is open
- $AIQ$20
- $ARKK$20
- $SPMO$20
On trading days the sleigh also drops into a few ETFs. Bell rings, buy fires, back to napping.
The number on the buy button doesn’t really matter. It’s the idea: an easy, proven method you can actually keep.
house rules
Four rules. Zero panic.
🎄Rule one — wrap it daily
The same stocking-sized bag goes in every day, no matter the candle color. Future you opens the gift.
🎁Rule two — no peeking
Gifts get opened later. Checking the chart every hour is just shaking the box — it doesn’t change what’s inside.
👻Rule three — only leverage is scary
Red days are discount days. The only thing allowed to spook you at this school is borrowed money.
🦝Rule four — the raccoon sees your trades
Automate it, log off, stay cozy. No charts after 9pm. WAGMI, but slowly.
The lore
Eddeeee is a raccoon who found a cold brew, a gold chain, and a hardware wallet in the same dumpster. He decided every day is October 31st and December 25th, and that panic-selling is for people who don’t own santa hats.
Now he runs the School of Chill: one lesson, taught daily, forever. Stack a little every day, decorate the tree, refuse to be scared of anything except leverage.
🎃 spooky season🎄 sleigh season🦝 dca season